January 2010
Horrifying to discover your fly open and wonder how long its been that way and how many people noticed!
“A gentleman always behaves like a lady.” - Jack McFarland
iPad v. A Rock →
This speaks for itself. Thanks to Phil Santoro for creating it and sending it us (a play on the iphone v. rock joke).
“Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.”
Man-o-live, this Rehab with @drdrew is intense! Really touches a nerve in me.
“You were my proctologist” … So romantic in the missed connections on craigslist. http://j.mp/dc3ube
Pelosi is totally wearing shoulder pads.
Porkupine ornaments at today’s #free table. http://yfrog.com/4fe6nrj
Totally annoyed that my scrabble app isn’t loading on Facebook or my iPhone!
CNN camera zooms in on military personnel sitting right in front of Obama as he calls for repeal of DADT. Stone-cold faces. #SOTU
It appears as if the supreme court justices don’t react to the speech - no applause. I suppose they have to appear unbiased. #SOTU
Leaving the firm. Can’t walk straight. Can’t hold my head up. I feel drunk.
Wonder if we’ll have any hecklers in the audience tonight. #sotu
18 Sexiest Sex Offenders. This is so wrong. (All women). http://bit.ly/v9qj8
Sometimes I think others would be shocked if they lived in my shoes for a day.
Really surprised the iPad data service is limited to WiFi and AT&T 3G service. No other mobile carriers available.
So what about phone calls? Multi-tasking? Does it even have a headphone jack? So many questions… #iPad
I’ll believe 10 hours of battery life when I see it. #iPad
Jobs is having too much fun teasing us with the standard functions o f the iPad. What’s the battery? Cost? 3G? Which networks? Come on!
Excited about the Apple announcement today. Already have my browser pulled and ready to watch at Noon central time.
Today’s free table offering. http://yfrog.com/32mkeaj
Working at Wilde Roast. I couldn’t resist the red velvet cake. As Oscar Wilde said, “I can resist everything but temptation.”
Coolest MacBook case _EVER_ http://bit.ly/5D4rHg
Whatchu look’n at, Willis? http://twitpic.com/zuev4
“It’s clear that mice have made nests in your couch.” … “I don’t care - I’m not getting rid of it.” Another Monday night with Hoarders!
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Meet scrap-metal man! http://yfrog.com/4fddjzj
This would be the end of me. http://bit.ly/6R3s4d “Giant Spider Attacks Daddy”
“This is going to be just like senior year, except for funner!” - Elle Woods
“Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands. They just don’t.” - Elle Woods
Obama and McCain on display at Spyhouse. Both listed at $1200. Wonder what resale will be in 10 years? http://yfrog.com/4a4nznwj
Just ran into two buddies at the Walgreens pharmacy line. We’re a sick bunch!
the social network for when you poo →
It’s the ultimate social network to check into from the toilet! The iPoo iPhone application lets you check in with others or are performing the same activity at the same time, plot them on a…
Met with @jake_szy this morning - he’s an aspiring serial entrepreneur and pres of the #MIMA student body org at MCAD.
Happy 51st, Linda Blair! “The power of Christ compells you!” http://yfrog.com/1y23646039j
Tried to be helpful and asked a couple of blind guys what they were looking for. Didn’t realize how offensive that sounded until too late.
(Pics) Home Brewing Electricity With A Bicycle →
Pratt student and designer Elizabeth Joy Wong has built a simple bicycle powered generator that could be used nearly anywhere. Using the device is easy - pedaling the bike causes a…
Get your dog on an exercise program and lose that belly! http://bit.ly/6rIkRR
TXTing like a madwoman already this morning!
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Google’s Nexus One and Unboxing Pocket Ninjas! http://bitly.tv/6Ujm6S
RT @halvorson: I kinda want to make out with the agency that came up with this. Lucky you, Aquent. http://internetonlinewebsite.com
Did you all see the Yale recruitment musical? Reminds me of Glee. Did they hire Ryan Murphy to write? http://bit.ly/708YWH
Okay this whole #bacon thing has gone too far - chocolate bacon bar? http://yfrog.com/au44844497j
On Hoarders: Amateur hypnotist discovers boy demon possessing his wife, causing her to hoard. Why didn’t I think of that?
Just had my most pleasant exchange with an AT&T Wireless customer service rep ever. Thank you, Terry McCoy.
I’ve returned to Spyhouse after a couple week hiatus. They are still in business.
For you chemists, RT @AngelVersace: The Gaga Law (RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)² = Bad Romance
Marvelous Man Boobs http://www.marvelousmanboobs.com/ created by @oatmeal
MUST … PUT … DOWN … SCRABBLE! Damn you, Hasbro!