May 2010
VH1’s The OCD Project looks like a recipe for disaster! Six OCD sufferers living together with one bathroom! http://bit.ly/9rqRXd
“My name is Anastasia Beaverhausen. Anastasia like Russian royalty and Beaverhausen like … where the beaver live.”
Robbers dope Iraq bankers, steal $5.5M →
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Are you kidding me?!
Robbers stole $5.5 million from an Iraqi state bank after giving guards tea laced with a sleeping drug, the Interior Ministry said.
“This is back when super glue first came out and let me tell you, Mrs. Bobbit has nothing on me!”
“Alcoholism is the only disease that a hypochondriac doesn’t imagine he has!”
Just finalized my July plans. Two weeks on Lake Atitlan in Guatemala followed by two weeks in Puerto Vallarta!
“When you jump out of an airplane with a parachute on your back it is suggested you pull the ripcord - but that’s just a suggestion.”
At the Gopher State Roundup with a few thousand alchies.
god hates… →
stolen from here
Augmented Reality that’s actually useful. From Saatchi & Saatchi Italy. http://www.zoogami.net/eyewear/
RT @howitson: RT @projectm: BP wants Twitter to shut down a fake BP account. In response, Twitter wants BP to shut down the oil leak.
Trainer tied me up in chains today. (For no extra cost.)
RT @drdrew: RT @daxholt Gary Coleman hospitalized - we’re told he is in Surgical ICU http://bit.ly/bYOVNJ
Prayers go out for Gary
Sent a $30 email newsletter for a friend’s small biz to 875 recipients 8 hours ago. It’s already seen $2000 in sales. That’s quite an ROI!
Double-O Jeff. http://yfrog.com/5yd7kj
What’s up with all of the folks in Loring Park painting on portable easels? Reminds me of public TV painting shows!
RT @shitmydadsays: “No. Humans will die out. We’re weak. Dinosaurs survived on rotten flesh. You got diarrhea last week from a Wendy’s.”
RT @eranschau: Pretty sure “top kill” means Sarah Palin will be shooting at the #oilspill from a helicopter.
Happy Birthday @tbrunelle - hope you have a fab day!
Google’s Pac-Man Logo Costs Society $120,483,800... →
We joked last week when Google changed its logo to a playable game of Pac-Man that the world’s collective productivity would take a sharp plunge, but it turns out that’s…
Man pleads guilty to stabbing 29 pigs →
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Anger issues!?
A Minnesota man accused of stabbing 29 pigs last month pleaded guilty Tuesday to third-degree burglary, torture and cruelty to animals and driving while…
How on EARTH did I forget about the GaGa Glee episode tonight? I am out working at SpyHouse. FML.
Cleaning before the cleaning lady arrives.
Today’s junk … Err, I mean “free” table. http://yfrog.com/4w96xj
RT @iA iA » Cosmic 140—Final Beta http://bit.ly/cYWA91
Read It & Weep →
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The captions do it for me every time. Everyone catch the irony?
The irony here is overwhelming. I’m just going to sit back and let you soak it in. Missouri
Jason Mraz: I was Beat Up, Bullied at School,... →
Jason Mraz attended the Harvey Milk Diversity Breakfast on Friday. On Sunday, Mraz took to his blog to write about why he stands up for LGBT equality. Writes Mraz: “When I was in high…
I just ousted David E. as the mayor of French Meadow Bakery on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/4jNjtd
Work’n it at SpyHouse.
Remember the girl addicted to compressed air on @interventionTV? At CostCo and reminded of her. Hope she’s well! http://yfrog.com/aftb3j
RT @ladygaga: Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.
RT @halvorson: Happiness is nothing more than good health and a poor memory. — Albert Schweitzer
3M Visual Attention Service - impressive! And to my UX and designer friends, notice the absent C-Shell? http://bit.ly/cuHePy
Skinny stairs and heights give me the hebejeebies. http://yfrog.com/jnuh9j
RT @BenoitDLewis: Study: The less attractive you are, the longer your prison sentence. http://bit.ly/cFwKIZ
RT @casinclair: I came up with a new movement. it is called the Green Tea Party. fighting for social and environmental justice. who’s w …
Back in the North Loop ‘hood at Moose and Sadies this morning.
Trainer called me fat. I’m at @the_wedge, sobbing through the healthy food isles.
Looks like somebody emptied out their junk drawer and merchandised it at the free table today. Matchbooks, anyone? http://yfrog.com/1n3sbnj
Working at SpyHouse and overhearing one of the on-air personalities from a local TV network go on and on about all of the drama at work.
Pop Up Fail →
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I don’t think I want to be around this pool.
So that is what to do in the pool. Submitted by: dunno source via Fail Uploader
I just ousted David E. as the mayor of French Meadow Bakery on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/4jNjtd
I just became the mayor of First National Bank of the Lakes - Uptown on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/5cidDN
Man just walked into SpyHouse. Was apparently hit on his bike by a car. All scraped up. Can’t remember anything.
Susan Boyle to Play Cafeteria Lunch Lady on Glee? →
EW appears on what would certainly be a must-watch Glee cameo: “Now, EW has learned a certain music (and YouTube) sensation may be appearing on the hit Fox series in a season two…
RT @sevnthsin: Website of the day: http://whoisthecutest.com
Which Company Has the Most “Social” Employees?... →
Social profile research and discovery company Flowtown has published some findings about how employees use social media and which companies have the most “social” employees.
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Looking forward to next week’s #Glee goes gaga!
Molly Shannon as a glue-sniffing recovering show-tune singer - I’m guessing that role was written for her! #glee
Car got dun blowed up in front of @the_wedge http://yfrog.com/89cl1vj